Stinking Filthy Rich Wishlist

Some day if when I am filthy rich and have entirely too much money, you know, after many generous donations to needy animals, this is what some of the stuff I have will look like...

Lazy river in the house? Um, absolutely!

 

My own island yacht? But of course.

 

The top of my bunk bed will double as a reading nook!

 

This shower. FOR SURE.

 

 This slide as a means of transportation throughout the house. At least to go down...

 And these fancy schmancy stairs to go back up!

Our bedroom, which will be attached to the lazy river, naturally.

 

 In our backyard, we shall have this modest little gazebo-ish area...

 

And of course, everyone needs a vacation home:

I think these are all pretty practical things, right? Certainly attainable.